The Google app: Road Trip


FEMALE SPEAKER: OK, Google. What’s a double
fisherman’s knot? GOOGLE: The double and
triple fisherman’s knot are used in arboriculture. MALE SPEAKER: She
got it right, man. FEMALE SPEAKER: Yeah, see? MALE SPEAKER: OK, Google. How do we get to Silver Falls? GOOGLE: Getting directions
to Silver Falls. FEMALE SPEAKER: OK, Google. What time’s sunset? GOOGLE: The sun
will set at 8:08 PM. FEMALE SPEAKER: Wow. MALE SPEAKER: [SHOUT]

59 thoughts on “The Google app: Road Trip

  1. Best service ever. The entire Google Now thing is just magical! Think about it, just GPS, we went from having to use nasty unorganized UIs on Garmin's and TomTom's with information the order the device takes it on a low res touchscreen to simply hitting one button or saying "Ok Google!" and commanding instructions in one sentence like you're talking to a human! That's literally 3 minutes to 3 seconds to do the same task! Google is fucking awesome!

  2. I once had sex with Neil Malick (of The Sixth Son) and, though his cock was perhaps not as profound as his music, I did come, like, 8 times that night, which is to say that his music is really fucking good.

  3. Google what are you doing? ive been trying to get my account back and i still havent got it. I need it back soon. ffs google.

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  5. Heh, I like how they picked Astoria to Silver Falls as a route; probably one of the few routes @Google Maps actually does reasonably well on compared to @Osmand.

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