Tummy Button Tourist

Tummy Button Tourist

*SLURP* *Watery tinkle* *Abrupt stop to SLURP* *Absolute gush mate* Oh! I’m leaking! *All attempts to plug the gush fail* *Tinkle stop with a Squelchy FLOMP* *I wouldn’t touch that if I were you* *Don’t pull on it you moron!* *Yeah thought that might sting*...

Grocery Store Stereotypes

Grocery Store Stereotypes

Oh, my bad. That’s all right. I’ll just go the other way. Oh. Oh. Oh. OK. Here I just need to go– Should I back up? I’m sorry. Oh. Rotate. Where did you find these? Hold on. Hold on. You ready to check out? Oh,...