Sesame Street: Bert and Ernie Fish Call

ERNIE: (HUMMING) BERT: (SIGHS) Oh, gee, Ernie. An hour on this lake
and not one bite. ERNIE: Mm-hmm. BERT: Where are all
the fishes? ERNIE: Well, they’re
down there, Bert. BERT: They are? ERNIE: Sure. If you’d like, I’ll catch
some and show you. BERT: Oh, you will? ERNIE: Mm-hmm. BERT: Easy as that? ERNIE: Sure. BERT: Ha! OK, here’s a pole. Go ahead, show me. ERNIE: Oh, I don’t need
a fishing pole, Bert. BERT: What? ERNIE: Mm-mm. BERT: Well, how are you going
to catch all these fishes without a fishing pole? ERNIE: Oh, you see,
I call them. I have this special fish call. And they come right
into the boat. BERT: Oh, they do? ERNIE: Mm-hmm. BERT: You call them? ERNIE: Mm-hmm. BERT: (LAUGHS) He calls them. (LAUGHS) That’s rich. This I got to see. Go ahead. ERNIE: Sure. Well– BERT: Call them. ERNIE: –you see, Bert,
I have to call them really loud, though– BERT: Yeah. ERNIE: –so they can hear. BERT: Yeah. ERNIE: You know, the fish
are under the water? BERT: Sure. ERNIE: And so you have to call
real loud so they can hear you through the water, you know? BERT: Sure. Sure. ERNIE: OK. BERT: Go ahead. ERNIE: I call them like this. BERT: (LAUGHS) ERNIE: (CLEARS THROAT)
(LOUDLY) Here, fishy, fishy, fishy! Found one fish. BERT: Wow. ERNIE: Mm-hmm. I think I’ll call a few more. (LOUDLY) Here, fishy,
fishy, fishy! Two fish. Shall I call a few more, Bert? BERT: Yeah, yeah. How do you do that? Yeah, yeah. ERNIE: Well, just like this. (LOUDLY) Here, fishy,
fishy, fishy! Three fish, four fish,
five fish. BERT: Wow. Ernie, that’s terrific. Let me try, OK? ERNIE: Sure. BERT: How do I do it? ERNIE: Just make sure you
call real loud, Bert. BERT: OK. Just real loud. ERNIE: Mm-hmm. BERT: Got it. OK. Here we go. (CLEARS THROAT)
Here, fishy, fishy, fishy, fishy, fishy. ERNIE: No, Bert. BERT: What? ERNIE: That’s not loud enough. You’re calling very quiet. BERT: Oh. OK. Here, fishy, fishy,
fishy, fishy. ERNIE: Mm-mm. Still too quiet. BERT: Too quiet? ERNIE: Mm-hmm. BERT: OK. Here we go now. (LOUDLY) Here, fishy, fishy,
fishy, fishy, fishy! ERNIE: No, that’s not
loud enough, Bert. BERT: (SIGHS) OK. (LOUDLY) Here, fishy,
fishy, fishy, fishy! (GASPS) Ernie, it doesn’t
work for me. I’ve been trying to call
and call, and they just don’t come up. ERNIE: Oh, that’s
the way, Bert. See, you got it now. You’re yelling real loud. So you have to yell just like
you’re yelling right now. BERT: Yeah? OK. (LOUDLY) Here, fishy,
fishy, fishy, fishy! SHARK: You called? (LAUGHS) BERT: (SIGHS) That’s
one for you, Bert. (LAUGHING) SHARK: (LAUGHING)

56 thoughts on “Sesame Street: Bert and Ernie Fish Call

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  2. I'm 51 years old and just now noticed that Harvey Korman and Tim Conway would've made a perfect live action Bert and Ernie movie.

  3. This is still one of my catch phrases decades later. People think I've lost my mind calling for fishes when I'm nowhere near water.

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