Oslo is rubbish. Don’t believe me? Let me show you around. Take the leisure experiences: frankly garbage. Your towel, Peter. Then there’s the food scene, a complete waste. Rubbishimo. Even the bikes are garbage …unloved and fit for the scrapheap. …I mean, who would ‘pedal’ this junk? As for the art scene: …nothing more than recycled rubbish. Still as they say, one man’s trash
is another man’s treasure.