Introducing Bad Joke Detector


Hi I’m Joris and I’m a Product Manager
on an app called Files Go. Everyday, people all around the world use Files Go to free up space on their phone by deleting old videos, unused apps and
forwarded chat media. But in our most recent user research we started noticing an alarming trend. People were enjoying their day, freeing up space, when out of nowhere, they were getting really frustrated! When we started looking into
the problem, what we found was no laughing matter. Their phones were
getting clogged with bad jokes. So we put a team together equipped with some of the most recent technologies, such as blockchain, neural nets and of course,
virtual reality, to tackle what is perhaps Google’s most ambitious project
to date – understanding the chemistry of terrible puns. After months of hard work we developed the first fully decentralized deep humor network, or what
we call the Bad Joke Detector. The humor is parsed by a distributed neural
language processor to determine the quality of the joke and weed out the
weak ones. Feature is currently available in English, Spanish, Portuguese, Hindi and Manipuri with more languages rolling out soon. Here is how it works –
the detector automatically detects all the bad jokes on your phone and with a
few taps deletes all of them so you can go back
to enjoying your day. It landed safely, I guess it’s in an airplane mode? To free up more space, visit g.co/filesgo
Thank you for watching

100 thoughts on “Introducing Bad Joke Detector

  1. Damn Google has got to promote Hindi, the native language of its Indian born CEO, and his culture in every product they develope, eh!

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  4. This is pretty good, except for one thing. YOU DIDN'T EVEN UPLOAD ON APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!

    I hope someone gets the reference.

  5. You must be joking, there are bad jokes? I though there was no such thing, after all a bad joke is just a pun waiting to build itself up.

  6. A: Come look at this!
    B: Hang on just a minute.
    A: What do I hang on to?
    B: No. I mean, give me some time.
    A: Okay. runs and comes back Here you go.
    B: No! I wasn't asking for that kind of thyme! I mean, give me a second!
    A: Okay. Would you like a medal or a trophy?
    B: Neither. I don't mean that kind of second.
    A: Then what do you want?
    B: To let me finish this thing.
    A: Can I help you?
    B: Sure.
    A: goes to Google Images
    B: What are you doing?
    A: Looking up the flag of Finland.
    B: No no no! I didn't mean "Finish" as in Finland! I mean "finish" as in get this done!
    A: So you want to make it say "dun dun dun"?
    B: No! Just leave me alone, okay?!
    A: Sure, how much money would you like me to borrow from you?
    B: No, I'm not asking you to leave me a loan, I mean uh-lone!
    A: You want me to buy you cologne?
    B: Absolutely not, what I mean is, get out of here and wait!
    A: Okay. walks out for a moment then comes back
    B: I'm almost complete on my thing.
    A: Guess what? I weigh [number] pounds, even though I'm not for sale!
    B: Well, I didn't mean "weigh yourself" but okay. But the scale isn't talking about pound sterling though.

  7. I have the Files Go app, but this feature is still not available? When are they finally going to roll this out?

    Also, why are people saying this is an April Fools joke? It was uploaded almost two months after on March 31, not MAY 31 OR APRIL 1st, as usual…

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